The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Diarrhea is calling... and I must go. This hilarious design turns an awkward bathroom emergency into a bold phone-call joke with red decline and green accept buttons. Perfect for anyone who loves gross humor, toilet jokes, bathroom humor, meme-style designs, and funny statement graphics that get instant reactions. A great gift idea for friends, coworkers, family members, prank lovers, bathroom humor fans, and anyone with a bold sense of humor who is not afraid of a ridiculous joke. Made to order with a bright, eye-catching print and available across multiple product styles. Choose your favorite and let the bathroom humor speak for itself.